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Hello Elon right here. Ought to I poison public discourse primarily based on the results of a totally unscientific, easy-to-play ballot?

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What do you imply whenever you say, “I am undecided subscriptions are proper for our group”?

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GPT3: Might you inform DALL*E to attract an image?

Are you slightly scared by the probabilities that the final query suggests?

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Do you know that Edge will actually make Home windows sing? Might you allow us to make Edge your default browser?

Why is not there a option to cease Microsoft from bothering me with Edge once more?

Whereas I am at it, why is not there a option to inform each web site on this planet that I solely need completely needed cookies?

Are cookies actually completely needed anyway?

Are you actually joyful allocating capital to purchase software program licenses each three or 4 years as a substitute of subscribing, rising your ongoing bills, and dwelling in an improve routine?

Can you employ the weak brief video sharing options we simply added to Fb that aren’t in any respect a response to TikTok consuming our lunch or an try to revive the facility of our promoting after Apple shut it down?

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If somebody in your life continually ignored your incessantly expressed preferences and repeatedly scolded you to vary, how lengthy would you retain them in your life? Or would you determine that they aren’t price attending to know as a result of they clearly don’t pay attention or respect you?

Why does not the software program trade respect you?

Why am I so naive as to assume that digital capitalists might do the suitable factor?

Why not?

And why will they by no means?

Are you critically suggesting that some press releases about shopping for solely renewable vitality and donating computer systems to Africa imply that tech corporations aren’t all dangerous?

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Why is not everybody so uninterested in all these questions that issues get higher? ®